Pregnant..

Feeling awkward recently,
I'm easily feeling hungry and I had been hunting for like every 2 hours,
and my stomach got alot of air inside,
I could play drums with my stomach..
what's wrong with me?
according to my darling, she said im pregnant,
our xiao kai is inside my stomach..haha..funny..right??
how could a guy gets pregnant?? but she insisted it..
what can i say??haha